[x] You've seen at least one anime.
[x] You've read at least one manga.
[x] You watch anime/read manga on a regular basis
[x] You think that anime and western cartoons are two separate things
[x] You're in anime club.
[ ] You've cosplayed at least once.
[ ] You counted Halloween costumes from when you were a kid as cosplay.
[ ] You cosplay in public.
[x] You've been to at least one anime convention.
[ ] You cosplayed there.
[ ] You traveled more than 200 miles to get there.
[x] You like Japanese food.
[x] You like any of the following in particular: sushi, pocky, cheap ramen, ramune. (takoyaki)
[x] You know that sushi isn't just raw fish.
[ ] You've made bento lunch.
[ ] You've made a charabento.
[ ] You go to the Asian shop on a regular basis.
[ ] You've actually been to Japan.
[ ] You've been to Japan solely for the anime, videogames or idols.
[x] You're learning/know Japanese.
[x] You're learning it to watch anime without subtitles. (para cool!!)
[ ] You have Japanese blood. (si Rizal meron)
[ ] You CLAIM to have Japanese blood.
[x] You're in love with a fictional character made by Japanese people
[x ] You claim you're married to said fictional character.
[x] Anime is so much better than western cartoons.
[ ] You call all cartoons anime.
[x ] Anyone who hates anime is dead to you.
[x] You call characters by their original Japanese names (Hell Yeah!! Sino ba yang si Eugene, Dennis, Alfred at Vincent na yan??)
[x] You call characters by their romaji spelling
[ ] You defend Pearl Harbor.
[ ] You think Pearl Harbor’s a new anime that just started airing in Japan.
[ ] You think Japan is the greatest country on Earth.
[ ] You think that just because they make the best media.
[x] You listen to J-music.
[ ] Exclusively. (ang weweirdo siguro ng mga nag x dito)
[x] You know that it's pronounced "Gakuto" and not "Gackt".
[ ] You can name all the Vocaloids.
[ ] WITHOUT looking it up.
[ ] You like Hetalia.
[ ] You think Japan is the best character.
[ ] You wear items of anime-related clothing in public.
[x] You play only Japanese video games/watch Japanese shows/eat Japanese food. (watch japanese shows/eat japanese foods lang)
[x] You use Japanese honorifics.
[x ] To refer to yourself. (hindi pwede yun a; maliban na lang kung Chan ang apelyido ko)
[ ] Your entire room is full of anime merchandise.
[x] You changed your name to something Japanese.
[ ] Legally.
[x ] You want to give your kid a Japanese name. (Shiro, matulog ka na.. ANO AKO ASO??)
[ ] You want to name your kid after an anime character
[ ] You've considered having surgery to look oriental.
[ ] You've had it done.
[ ] You stalk the Japanese exchange students.
[ ] You've been arrested for doing so.
[ ] You use memes in daily conversation.
[ ] You watch abridged series.
[ ] You get most of the jokes.
[] You use tildes while typing~
[x ] You use Japanese emoticons.
[x] You make attempt to Japanese sounding by the Engrish typing.
[x ] You claim you're Japanese on your dA/Facebook/Myspace/whatever.
[x] You're not. (watashi wa firipinjin desu.)
[ ] You're not even Asian.
[x ] If you're Asian, you think doing Japanese stuff helps you get in touch with your heritage.
[x] And you're not even Japanese. (ore wa firipino da!)
[x] People call you a weeaboo. (pero hindi dahil sa kapapanood ng anime)
[x ] You prefer the term otaku.
[ ] You break out into Caramelldansen in public
[x] You want to date a Japanese person.
[ ] No other nationality will do.
[] You watch Naruto. (sa ABSCBN lang)
[ ] You wear the headbands. (nerds)
[ ] Every day. (super nerds)
[ ] You're bitching at me because they're properly called "forehead protectors" (lahat ng mag-xx dito mga weeaboo talaga kayo. ang nenerd nyo)
[ ] You bought said headban- erm FOREHEAD PROTECTOR at Hot Topic.
[ ] You act out scenes from the show.
[ ] FFVII is the best game ever.
[ ] Sephiroth is yours.
[ ] Kingdom Hearts is awesome.
[ ] AxelxRoxas is KAWAII DESU NE~~~!!!
[x] You wish you owned a real Death Note.
[ ] Touhou rocks your life.
[x] Anime dubs are the spawn of Satan. (mabuti sana kung boses lang eh, bakit pati yun yosi papalitan ng lollipop???(one piece))
[ ] Vic Mignogna is God. (sino ba to??)
[x] It's seiyuu, not voice actor.
[ ] You use Gratuitous Japanese all the time.
[ ] You add "desu" to the end of every sentence.
[ ] The only thing you draw is anime. (anime at bahay)
[ ] You're taking an art course, and all you submit is anime. (walang ganito ang nakakatanggap ng hindi tataas sa singko.)
[] All your friends also like anime.
[x] You want to become a mangaka. (sa Pilipinas)
[x ] In Japan. (imposible daw yun)
[ ] Most of your manga/anime is hentai.
[x] You know that "hentai" doesn't mean "porn"
[ ] You write fanfics for English class. (Don't I no even to how spaek English~)
[ ] Yaoi fanfics.
[x] You know nothing about Japanese culture except for anime, videogames, idols, music, porn and schoolgirls.
[ ] Everyone says you have no life.
[ ] And it's true.
Score: [40] You're very likely a Japanophile, but you're not as annoying as a full-blown weeaboo.
Score:
0-10: You probably hate Japan. You're not a weeaboo at all, not even close.
10-20: You like SOME Japanese things, but still not a weaboo.
20-30: At this stage you probably still hate weeaboos. Good news- you're not one.
30-40: You keep your love of Japanese stuff sensible.
40-50: You're very likely a Japanophile, but you're not as annoying as a full-blown weeaboo.
50-60: You're not a weeaboo just yet, but try and moderate it.
60-70: Weeaboo.
70-80: Please stop it!!!!!!
80-90: STOP HUMPING THE MIKU LOVE PILLOW!!!!!!
90-100: STOP!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI-SAMA STOP!!!!
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